Strain Stories

The story on the label. The story in the data.

Every strain name comes with a story: who bred it, where it came from, how strong it is, what it won. We check each one against CannaLib's lab tests, DNA panels and cup results, and print what holds up next to what doesn't.

  • 35stories
  • 6series
1 in 3of THC claims beat every lab testStart here · Label vs Lab

One in three THC claims is higher than every lab test of that strain

We lined up 2,601 seed-bank and breeder THC claims against real flower lab tests sold under the same strain names. Plenty of packs promise more than any lab test we hold. Spoiler: the number on the front is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

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5 stories

Label vs Lab

Five data investigations: what the pack says, and what the lab, the DNA, the cup results and the paper trail say back.

8 stories

Lineage Under the Limelight

Strains named by movies, TV and cartoons: the story everyone repeats, then what the record and the plant show.

About the series
  1. 1Pineapple Express: how a movie killed a lineage
  2. 2Bruce Banner: the Hulk that wasn't
  3. 3Purple Urkle: did I do that?
  4. 4These aren't the strains you're looking for
  5. 5White Russian: the Dude came late
  6. 6Girl Scout Cookies: Thin Mints and cease-and-desist letters
  7. 7Romulan: the strain from the Neutral Zone
  8. 8Zkittlez: taste the rainbow, spell it with a Z
5 stories

Field notes

Plain-language guides: reading a family tree, checking a label, keeping the records alive.

6 stories

Policy watch

Where cannabis law is moving, country by country and ballot by ballot, checked against statutes and regulator pages.

8 stories

Science and health

What the genetics, chemistry and the big health studies actually found, with the limits left in.

3 stories

Data and culture

What the CannaLib catalogue shows about family trees, landraces, flowering times and the cups that crown them.

How we do it

Three rules

The same ones in every story, so you know what a number means before you quote it.

  • 01

    Every number has a source

    Lab tests, DNA panels, cup results or a dated press piece. If we can't point to it, we don't print it.

  • 02

    Hedges as strong as the data

    "A sample sold as X" is not "X". One sample can't prove a family tree, and we say so out loud.

  • 03

    The plant gets the last word

    Folklore is fun. When the DNA disagrees with the story, the DNA goes in the headline.

Check our work

The tools behind the stories

Every story uses the same four CannaLib tools you can open yourself.

Community

Every claim has a receipt. Argue about them here.

Spotted a wrong parent, a missing lab result, or want something from the API? The CannaLib Discord has a corrections forum where every fix comes with a source, and a dev channel for API users.

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